March 2012
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Passive aggressive post about how tonight sucked.
Am sleep deprived and I’m spent on social interaction for a while.
I just. Need time. To myself. And lots of sleep.
February 2012
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Seriously, why do people message me on OkCupid?
I’m brutally honest in my profile and call myself a condescending, sarcastic bitch.
So people are like, “AY YO WUZZUP,” and then are completely taken aback when I’m a condescending, sarcastic bitch.
i DON’T uNDERSTAND.
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The Jungle
beginning: bad stuff happens
more bad stuff happens
look things might be ok jk no they wont
bad
bad
bad
middle: TRAGEDY
MISERY
SAD
JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING SUCKS
BAD
AWFUL
HORRIBLE
SOUL-CRUSHING
end: bad
bad
bad
last like 50 pages: and that, children, is why socialism is the answer to everything
me: wat
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ieatbreakfast4dinner replied to your post: I think my mom threw out that blue shirt Beej gave…
the one I wore in Cayo Costa? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just talked to her.
She says it’s in my laundry basket that is impossible to look through.
I am so relieved.
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I think my mom threw out that blue shirt Beej gave me. I’ll be so pissed if she did.
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Me: I'd like to stop receiving emails from you, Converse.
Converse: What? No.
Converse: I'll never stop.
Converse: Why would you want me to stop.
Converse: Annie, please!
Converse: LOVE ME!
Converse: LOOK AT MY SHOES AND LOVE ME!!
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ieatbreakfast4dinner replied to your post: Fell asleep in Economics. Had a dream that I was…
wat thef fuk
I lost two followers from that dream :c
pratfall:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
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Fell asleep in Economics.
Had a dream that I was Hank Hill and I was breastfeeding kittens.
The kittens killed me.
It was great.
africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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E2020: Have you ever been asked out on a date?
Me: Are you coming onto me?
Me: I accept this.
Me: Talk to me about Beowulf.
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I’m friends with this nice guy on Facebook who I met on Omegle.
And he’s really funny.
When he speaks English.
But most of the time…
Google Translate tells me it’s French and then it can’t translate it.
He’s from Tunisia and when he’s not typing like that, everything’s in Arabic.
But he’s really funny and nice.
reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
garudynes:
soujiko:
its cute but i dont understand
Never google deadbabycereal.
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My phone forces me to press one to answer phone calls when I already have to slide a bar to answer a call.
It is the most annoying thing ever and it’s my biggest first world problem.
